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Dear ChatGPT, its me again...

Dear ChatGPT, its me again...

I’m not saying ChatGPT is my best friend right now… but I’m also not not saying that.

Because listen, I am deep in the trenches of my first trimester—tired, queasy, hormonal, and barely functioning—and I have questions. So. Many. Questions. Mostly stupid ones, but the kind my brain fixates on at 3 a.m. when I wake up from yet another dream where I’m late to a dentist appointment with a baby goat in my purse.

Like last week, I literally typed:
“Can you die from nausea or just feel like it?”

Followed shortly by:
“Is McDonald’s ice water safe??”
(Yes, apparently. But I needed confirmation.)

I’ve asked ChatGPT whether it’s normal to cry over a commercial featuring a golden retriever (it is), if eating six lemon Italian ices in one sitting counts as a balanced meal (we both agreed it’s fine for now), and whether I’ll ever poop again (still waiting on that miracle).

Oh, and let’s not forget:
“Can you parent a toddler while horizontal?”
Spoiler alert: You can, but it involves an irresponsible number of snacks, and lowering your standards significantly.

I’ve also trauma-dumped entire rants into that little chat box like:
“Why does my husband breathing near me make me irrationally angry?”
And somehow it always replies so calmly, like I’m not absolutely unhinged with a bag of saltines tucked into my bra.

Honestly, I don’t know what kind of pregnant woman I’d be without it. A more mysterious one? Probably. But also a way more anxious, uninformed, and emotionally unstable version of myself. ChatGPT doesn’t judge when I ask the same question for the third time, or when I type things like:
“What is a mucus plug and why does it sound like something you unclog from a drain?”

So yes, I have a doctor. I have a husband. I have friends.
But at 2 a.m., when I’m crying because I both need a pickle and can’t look at a pickle… it’s me and my AI sidekick against the world.

And together, we’re surviving this weird, wonderful, queasy journey—one ridiculous question at a time.